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Who Surprised Whom??
Who Surprised Whom??
me: Hi honey.
TY so much for the flowers you sent me.
him: {long pause} {unsteady voice} huh? What flowers?
me: The flowers that just showed up at my door.
him: {obviously confused} Flowers? What do they look like?
me: They are pink and roses and smell VERY good.
him: {long pause}
him: Those are not supposed to be delivered until NEXT Thursday!!!
me: {giggles}
him: {explaining why he was sending flowers NEXT Thursday}
me: Well, now I can sit and look at the dead flowers and whine while you are busy partying in the bomb shelter.
him: {dryly} yeah.
me: {giggling}
me: thank you for the pretty flowers honey, I LOVE them. I will love them dead in a week, too.
