13 From the Darkside.

Thirteen Reasons I Don't Like Boys.

1. they are mean.
2. and smelly.
3. they think they are invincible.
4. and are not against emotional blackmail.
5. they stalk. using a spoofer. {as if I don't know.}
6. and watch odd TV programs.
7. they whine.
8. and do a double take and look at me strangely.
9. they get jealous for no good reason.
10. and don't communicate when communication is needed.
11. they think they are all that.
12. and are never wrong.
13. they will be annoyed by this list and want to rebut because they don't get that its just a joke. {don't worry, I am not afraid of a good rebuttal. heh!}