Thirteen Reasons I Don't Like Boys.
- they are mean.
- and smelly.
- they think they are invincible.
- and are not against emotional blackmail.
- they stalk. using a spoofer. {as if I don't know.}
- and watch odd TV programs.
- they whine.
- and do a double take and look at me strangely.
- they get jealous for no good reason.
- and don't communicate when communication is needed.
- they think they are all that.
- and are never wrong.
- they will be annoyed by this list and want to rebut because they don't get that its just a joke. {don't worry, I am not afraid of a good rebuttal. heh!}
4 comments:
Bwaahhhaaaaa,
At first I was going to say I agree on all thirteen but that would spoil the fun!!!
1. they are mean.~ some are
2. and smelly. ~ wellllll
3. they think they are invincible. ~ that they do....
4. and are not against emotional blackmail. ~ mmm, yes, I'd have to agree
5. they stalk. using a spoofer. {as if I don't know.} ~ thanks to you I'm learning!
6. and watch odd TV programs. ~ sports and danger movies too!
7. they whine. ~ ahhhhh
8. and do a double take and look at me strangely. ~ 'cause you're gorgeous!
9. they get jealous for no good reason. ~ it's okay for them to get jealous but not us....
10. and don't communicate when communication is needed. ~ EVER!
11. they think they are all that. ~ ahuuuh
12. and are never wrong. ~ true
13. they will be annoyed by this list and want to rebut because they don't get that its just a joke. {don't worry, I am not afraid of a good rebuttal. heh!}
I love a good joke!!! Good on them!
*hugs*
Lily
LOL
guilty where charged :-)
WhatEV, whatEV
I must stink pretty good 'cause you don't seem to mind getting *really* close to me ;-) and you are keeping me around
*muah*
Lily, I don't mind a gal getting a little jealous from time to time. It shows she is interested and cares about what I do and with whom. It also points out that maybe I am starting to slack in assuring her how I really feel about her.
A little jealous is much preferable to the indifference I had with the ex.
Sadly, in this world of broken marriages, people have been burned badly and what may start and should remain a minor bout of jealousy gets swallowed up by insecurity and hurt.
hee hee... boys! Dorks! but the good ones have moms who raise them well, and I expect that is the case here... Some of them - with the good moms - turn out okay... and some of the smelliness disappears... unless they play hockey and don't believe in washing equipment until season's end because it is only get to get stinky again! rolls eyes.
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