The Dark Side Of Blonde: Starboard or Port?

Tuesday, November 14

Starboard or Port?

I keep my port in the liquor cupboard, but on the right side. This is quite the contradiction, eh?
*giggle*

1 comment:

Anonymous said...: Anonymous said...

Best go change it to the right, er, left side, girlie, or the cap'n will get upset - oh wait, cap'n, that's rum...

hmmm, now I'm *all* confused

T.I.M.
7:34 PM; December 31, 2006 at 8:23 PM

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