13 from the Darkside.

Thirteen Things That Ail Blondie.
{or What is She Whining About Now???}

1. My shoulder is killing me. It's a burning pain in the muscle. Too bad its not because I was actually exercising, eh?
2. I need a pedicure. seriously.
3. My hair needs a touch up. My light blondes are starting to get on my nerves.
4. I need a manicure, too.
5. I woke up @ 3 am yesterday morning with an incredible pain in my neck. WTF?
6. My cough still lingers.
7. Things need waxing. {move along. nothing to see here. heh!}
8. My neck was still sore when I got up and only got worse throughout the day.
9. My ears are complaining that they feel nekkid. {putting in earrings seems like such a chore. *giggle*}
10. My ends are split. I will need a trim once I touch up.
11. I poked myself right in the eye putting on mascara. {the left eye, for the record.}
12. The pain in my neck and shoulder seem to have converged into one big pain. GAH!
13. I burnt my hand. Just a little FYI, don't rest the wooden spoon too close to the fire and then pick it up. It gets a little warm. *I roll my eyes* {The hand is fine. NOt even 1st degree.}

bleh.

I am sick.
Entertain me.