He Tripped @ the Grocery.

him: {wandering down the booze aisle at the grocery}
we need to go to the liquor store.

me: {and my dirty mind} Liq-her store? Yeah. We'll do that later.

him: {matter-of-factly} okay. we can do that later.

me: {giggling}

him: {confused}

me: {explaining my dirty mind comment.}

him: I got passed in both lanes on that one. Do the tracks look good on this shirt? I am blaming the cold meds.

me: {giggling}

*still giggling hours later*