Simply Unbelieveable.

And just when I thought you couldn't get any worse you prove me wrong once again.

Just FYI - your first born son, the heir to the kingdom {such as it is} was born at 6:56AM on July 2. NOT on July 1. His 21st birthday is TOMORROW, not today. What the HELL is wrong with you?

This is the second time you have stepped all over an important day for this amazing young man. The first time was when you couldn't even let him bask in the glory of his high school graduation because you just HAD to tell everyone that the new wifey was pregnant.

And now this.
Way to go, dude.
Way to go.