Thursday, December 6

13 From the Darkside


Thirteen True Prices for the 12 Days of Christmas
  1. Partridge in a Pear Tree ~ $104.99
  2. Two Turtle Doves ~ $40
  3. Three French Hens ~ $45.00
  4. Four Calling Birds ~ $ 399.00
  5. Five Gold Rings ~$ 325.00
  6. Six Geese a-Laying ~ $300.00
  7. Seven Swans a-Swimming ~ $4,200.00
  8. Eight Maids a-Milking ~ $41.20
  9. Nine Ladies Dancing~ $4,576.14
  10. Ten Lords a-Leaping ~ $4,039.08
  11. Eleven Pipers Piping ~ $2,053.20
  12. Twelve Drummers Drumming ~ $2,224.30
  13. Total cost with repeating gifts ~ $72,608.02

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey, how come the twelve drummers drumming cost more than the eight maids a-milking? It's less work banging on a bunch of drums than being out in a cold barn with a bunch of ornery cows, sitting on a three legged stool up to your armpits in cow dodo......honestly MEN banging their bongo's. Where did equal pay go? hehehe

Please......

hohoho,
Lily

Rudy said...

Musicians union

gotta pay the agent LOL

My question is why aren't there any bass players?

I have seen chimps bang on things (and keep better time than Z LMAO) but have yet to see one play a bass.

Anonymous said...

I'm with Lily.... being a feminist and union card carrier... let's get these girls organized and get them above the poverty line.
Something is seriously wrong with these earning levels.
All right milk maids let's burn those bras and get our strike placards painted. You want milk? go get it yourselves!

Rudy said...

Hey Lily,
the NINE ladies dancing make more than the TEN lords a leaping.

No wonder waving a $20 around got me nowhere before.....

LMAO

Anonymous said...

LMAO Rudy,

Hey they've got to pay for those pasties and tassels some how!!!!

The cost more than a Gstring.......

Lily

Anonymous said...

Dancing girls.... unionized... organized and they get a pastie allowance?
that was me up there too.
T