Sunday, November 25

Ho Ho Ho.

Look who I'm'd me today.


I don't recall volunteering to be Santa's helper. Plus, aren't the Elves supposed to be his helpers? Is he outsourcing now? I wonder if this pays. And if it does, if it pays in cash or cookies. These are questions I need answers too before I can proceed.

A girl needs to know these things
before signing up, right?

4 comments:

Rudy said...

So when did you volunteer to be an elf?

it doesn't say you are his elf, he said his elves will shop for you.

I sense a scam. Santa is a victim of identity theft! LOL

Anonymous said...

I didn't volunteer regardless of what Santa says on the im. Plus later in the IM I asked him how Rudolph is and his response was as follows: santa claus: Oh dear, how should I know?

How is this good?

Where is the REAL Santa? HE would know how Rudolph is, right?

~ b

Rudy said...

Oh NO!

Rudy-olph is unsupervised!

the next thing you know he will be hanging with the wrong crowds and drinking back ally egg nog and eating cookies of dubious origin.

That man isn't Santa Claus and that is NOT a candy cane!

Anonymous said...

LMAO!!! I love it. I think Snata has been a victim of identity theft too. I mean really. AS IF the elves have time for this?
Don't buy it. Don't volunteer for anything.
Rudolph... not being pampered by Santa... something most definitely awry here. And I volunteer Rudy to check it out. I mean he's right next to the Workshop isn't he?
t