Thirteen things she wishes you knew
- A lady should always be greeted with kisses.
- When I compare my flabby tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing.
- I'm scared of losing my independence.
- "Fine" is never an appropriate response when I ask you how I look.
- I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper in my ear.
- You're sexy when you're shaving, fixing things, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, driving, holding a baby.
- It's cheating as soon as you're doing something with her that you wouldn't want me to see, hear, read...
- For the record: I'd rather you break up with me than cheat.
- You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I'm not.
- If you ask me out directly, I will say yes.
- I'm very impressed when you ask for my advice.
- I'm in heaven when you hold my hand.
- I like it when you tell me what you're thinking, even if you don't know yourself.
2 comments:
Lots of good things to know here. They supplement the 13 rules for dating blondie.
I take exception to #4 though.
Elegant restaurants have fine dining.
The best dinner dishes are fine china.
Precious collector's dolls are made of fine porcelain.
Fine is also used to describe the purity of precious metals.
The number one definition of fine according to brother Webster is "of superior quality, skill or appearance"
I know this will get me nowhere. Still, there it is. LOL
Nice try Rudy...
I can live with these! Might even try to use them some year!
Boyfriend to Daughter as they look at wedding picture of me&he that sits on the piano - "what's a hot one like your mom doing with a dork like your dad?" I'm just quoting here...
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