Thursday, August 9

13 From the Darkside

The One with Thirteen Questions.
  1. Does anyone really know what time it is?
  2. Why do you insinuate that I don't care?
  3. How is it that I don't actually own a staple gun?
  4. Why is it so difficult to find clothes pins?
  5. Do you know what it feels like to have a cats claw in your finger and then have said cat try to walk away?
  6. Is 98.3° considered hot in your land?
  7. When did my phone display change over from Cingular to A T & T?
  8. Can anyone tell me when it will get easier?
  9. Is it too early for a drink?
  10. I am going to go make a grilled chicken and cheese taquito in a flour tortilla, anyone else want one?
  11. Did you really think I was going to let the whole "questions" thing go?
  12. Who knew I had safe and sane sparklers and smoke bombs on the bottom shelf of my workbench?
  13. Is avoidance bad or just a coping mechanism?

3 comments:

Rudy said...

Does anyone really know what time it is? beer-thirty?

Is 98.3° considered hot in your land? yes!

Can anyone tell me when it will get easier? in time

Did you really think I was going to let the whole "questions" thing go? Didn't you have enough questions yesterday? ooops that was a question.

Anonymous said...

1. Does anyone really know what time it is?

Does anybody really care??

2. Why do you insinuate that I don't care?

Let's not go there now that we're all made up - I like it better this way...

3. How is it that I don't actually own a staple gun?

Ever see Lethal Weapon 3???

4. Why is it so difficult to find clothes pins?

Because they are not in the clothes like they should be!

5. Do you know what it feels like to have a cats claw in your finger and then have said cat try to walk away?

YES!!!!! OWWWW!!!!

6. Is 98.3° considered hot in your land?

Yes.

7. When did my phone display change over from Cingular to A T & T?

Recently - My Blackberry hasn't yet tho...

8. Can anyone tell me when it will get easier?

No, I already asked everyone who might know...

9. Is it too early for a drink?

Not in the East Coast, baby!!!

10. I am going to go make a grilled chicken and cheese taquito in a flour tortilla, anyone else want one?

Absolutely! Thanks!

11. Did you really think I was going to let the whole "questions" thing go?

No.

12. Who knew I had safe and sane sparklers and smoke bombs on the bottom shelf of my workbench?

Um, your son is a fireman, of course you do! LOL

13. Is avoidance bad or just a coping mechanism?

It's a bad coping mechanism imho. Unless you are avoiding an evil entity...

Anonymous said...

ime for a drink? oh yeah... east coast time... white merlot with kiwi cranberry flavour... bastardized wine! Adult kool-aid.

Men who play with fire have sparklers etc.
You have a workbench? I;m impressed. I write cheques

Does it get easier... pul-eeese it really can't get worse can it?

taquito? do you deliver? sounds better than left over spaghetti ( arrived ho9me from work at 7 this evening

clothes pins? I find if I ask children I can find creative answers on this one.
I'm done! LOL
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