Thursday, July 26

13 From the Darkside

Thirteen Rules for Dating Blondie {part 2}
  1. You Drive. I will be in the passenger seat, looking cute, admiring your driving skills and holding your hand.
  2. Do NOT drunk dial me.
  3. If your Boobs are larger than mine, please don't bother asking me out.
  4. When drunk you are hilarious. That is YOUR opinion, not mine.
  5. If I discover that you waited until the last minute to buy me a gift I am going to return the gift that I put a lot of thought into and bought weeks prior.
  6. By the time I see you I already know if we are going to have sex or not. Don’t push me. It will only serve to seriously piss me off and ruin your chances for a next time.
  7. I can forgive but forgetting takes longer.
  8. Compliment me.
  9. Don’t reveal your deep dark secrets to me on our first date.
  10. Florist. ‘nuff said.
  11. Laugh. Sometimes at me,sometimes with me. Bottom line. Just laugh. {that is not to be confused with flat out making fun of me for sport or to make me feel bad.}
  12. Don’t tell me you will phone if you have no intention of doing so. That is just bad form.
  13. Never assume you are spending the night. I will invite you to stay if I would like for you to do so.

11 comments:

Rudy said...

Hey T - still looking perfect here LMAO <- SO full of himself

I believe I would pass another round of Dating Blondie with flying colors.

Well matched on this list.

1. I will drive my car, you drive yours. If I am driving, we are in my car.

2. Never have dd'd anyone.

3. not

4. I am a quiet, mellow drunk. Some people have a hard time telling when I am drunk. I am goofy and silly long before that so I am aware if it is being received as such. If you see me silly then start to mellow, you know I am getting buzzed. Most often I drink for taste and pleasure these days not for the buzz.

5. On the rarest of occasions, it will be the last minute that I have the gift in hand, rest assured I have known exactly what I was getting for a long, long time and I have put thought into it.

6. Too shy to push for sex. You lead this dance Blondie.

7. yep

8. always

9. Gosh, do I have any secrets anymore?

10. Love giving flowers, love getting them.

11. I am most likely to be laughing with you at me but I won't be laughing to make you feel bad for the fun of it.

12. I follow through.

13. refer to #6

*muah*

Anonymous said...

Rudy,

Nice thorough answers. I have to point out that you missed a perfect opportunity to actually compliment me @ #8. giggle

If we are going somewhere then it will be your car. Part of my baggage I suppose but I was always made to feel like I didn't know WTF I was doing and that I always made him nervous when I drove. {maybe that hitting the bump bringing him home from his surgery wasn't accidental afterall....} I don't want to drive.

~ b

p.s. T, where ya at girlie? He still thinks he Mary Poppins. giggle

Rudy said...

I have to point out that you missed a perfect opportunity to actually compliment me @ #8. giggle

Nothing gets by a sharp gal like yourself.

well there you go. T will be happy that I am not 100% LOL

To be fair ( that place where pigs are sold ) I was not addressing only you with my answers.

I will do my groveling off blog *wink*

Anonymous said...

well... darlin Blondie, looks like you and I have the same rules here... Although... given I am a speed demon, I do enjoy driving my own vehicle. Perhaps we could add... If I am driving... do NOT tell me what to do or where to go or how to do it unless I ask you specifically. Other wise... be quiet and emjoy the ride! (-:
how's that?

t

Anonymous said...

T,

LMAO! I love it. We could indeed add that to the list for you. I still have a few more and need to come up with the balance to have a part 3 if needed.


"Other wise... be quiet and emjoy the ride!" Still laughing. Its Fabulous!

~ b

Anonymous said...

"To be fair (that place where pigs are sold) I was not addressing only you with my answers."

Maybe you should just put down the shovel. giggle

and I still don't see my compliment!

~ b <-- wandering away, giggling

Rudy said...

Nothing gets by a sharp gal like yourself.



or does it? LMAO

Anonymous said...

"Rudy said...

Nothing gets by a sharp gal like yourself.

or does it? LMAO"


HEY! Shut UP!

*heh heh*

~ b <-- tossing hairs and stomping off!

Rudy said...

BTW

you are SO cute when you toss your hairs and stomp off. ;-)

<- chasing after you for ....

Anonymous said...

I rooooolllll my eyes.... more hair tossing over at my place... COMPLETELY different reasons though... lol

t

Rudy said...

T's eye control muscles must be in great shape since she is always rolling them at me

LMAO