- You Drive. I will be in the passenger seat, looking cute, admiring your driving skills and holding your hand.
- Do NOT drunk dial me.
- If your Boobs are larger than mine, please don't bother asking me out.
- When drunk you are hilarious. That is YOUR opinion, not mine.
- If I discover that you waited until the last minute to buy me a gift I am going to return the gift that I put a lot of thought into and bought weeks prior.
- By the time I see you I already know if we are going to have sex or not. Don’t push me. It will only serve to seriously piss me off and ruin your chances for a next time.
- I can forgive but forgetting takes longer.
- Compliment me.
- Don’t reveal your deep dark secrets to me on our first date.
- Florist. ‘nuff said.
- Laugh. Sometimes at me,sometimes with me. Bottom line. Just laugh. {that is not to be confused with flat out making fun of me for sport or to make me feel bad.}
- Don’t tell me you will phone if you have no intention of doing so. That is just bad form.
- Never assume you are spending the night. I will invite you to stay if I would like for you to do so.
Thursday, July 26
13 From the Darkside
Thirteen Rules for Dating Blondie {part 2}
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Hey T - still looking perfect here LMAO <- SO full of himself
I believe I would pass another round of Dating Blondie with flying colors.
Well matched on this list.
1. I will drive my car, you drive yours. If I am driving, we are in my car.
2. Never have dd'd anyone.
3. not
4. I am a quiet, mellow drunk. Some people have a hard time telling when I am drunk. I am goofy and silly long before that so I am aware if it is being received as such. If you see me silly then start to mellow, you know I am getting buzzed. Most often I drink for taste and pleasure these days not for the buzz.
5. On the rarest of occasions, it will be the last minute that I have the gift in hand, rest assured I have known exactly what I was getting for a long, long time and I have put thought into it.
6. Too shy to push for sex. You lead this dance Blondie.
7. yep
8. always
9. Gosh, do I have any secrets anymore?
10. Love giving flowers, love getting them.
11. I am most likely to be laughing with you at me but I won't be laughing to make you feel bad for the fun of it.
12. I follow through.
13. refer to #6
*muah*
Rudy,
Nice thorough answers. I have to point out that you missed a perfect opportunity to actually compliment me @ #8. giggle
If we are going somewhere then it will be your car. Part of my baggage I suppose but I was always made to feel like I didn't know WTF I was doing and that I always made him nervous when I drove. {maybe that hitting the bump bringing him home from his surgery wasn't accidental afterall....} I don't want to drive.
~ b
p.s. T, where ya at girlie? He still thinks he Mary Poppins. giggle
I have to point out that you missed a perfect opportunity to actually compliment me @ #8. giggle
Nothing gets by a sharp gal like yourself.
well there you go. T will be happy that I am not 100% LOL
To be fair ( that place where pigs are sold ) I was not addressing only you with my answers.
I will do my groveling off blog *wink*
well... darlin Blondie, looks like you and I have the same rules here... Although... given I am a speed demon, I do enjoy driving my own vehicle. Perhaps we could add... If I am driving... do NOT tell me what to do or where to go or how to do it unless I ask you specifically. Other wise... be quiet and emjoy the ride! (-:
how's that?
t
T,
LMAO! I love it. We could indeed add that to the list for you. I still have a few more and need to come up with the balance to have a part 3 if needed.
"Other wise... be quiet and emjoy the ride!" Still laughing. Its Fabulous!
~ b
"To be fair (that place where pigs are sold) I was not addressing only you with my answers."
Maybe you should just put down the shovel. giggle
and I still don't see my compliment!
~ b <-- wandering away, giggling
Nothing gets by a sharp gal like yourself.
or does it? LMAO
"Rudy said...
Nothing gets by a sharp gal like yourself.
or does it? LMAO"
HEY! Shut UP!
*heh heh*
~ b <-- tossing hairs and stomping off!
BTW
you are SO cute when you toss your hairs and stomp off. ;-)
<- chasing after you for ....
I rooooolllll my eyes.... more hair tossing over at my place... COMPLETELY different reasons though... lol
t
T's eye control muscles must be in great shape since she is always rolling them at me
LMAO
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