ANd here's 13 more... I don't know why I know this... esepcially since I forget what's it all about....
1.the nasty 2. hook up 3.afternoon delight 4.boinking 5.humping 6.screwing 7.joining the mile high club 8.having intercourse ( for those scientifically inclined!) 9. knicker dance 10. in and out time 11.joining the moaners 12. fooling around 13.having carnal knowledge
A bit of the old in & out Backseat mambo Bury the bone Carnal gymnastics Drive home Enjoy a flesh session Get your jollies Hanky panky Jump someone's bones Make it Nail Snake in the grass Ride the pink pony
rodeo hug pound mound getting my freak on rock and roll - yes, was originally a euphemism ride the baloney pony hitting the slip n slide slide it in split the uprights (you didn't have this?!?) shake your tree gettin bizzay dance on my pole flood the love canal rocket ride
He's online but I am time challenged and so that pretty much means nothing to me other than I can see him online. {something about how I have to add time and then click my heels three times while chewing gum to figure out the difference}
He got off shift about 2.5 hours ago. He decided it was better to stay up all night and sleep during the day because hanging out and having fun (in Afghanistan?) would make it too difficult to go to work. Better to get up, shave and go.
He would answer you before me if he was the one who took it LOL
Just heard back from the warrior. We have come to the conclusion that the most likely fate of the sticker is that the ex followed through on her threat to toss it so it wouldn't end up on the goldwing.
There is a slim chance that it was hidden really well from the kids.
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ANd here's 13 more... I don't know why I know this... esepcially since I forget what's it all about....
1.the nasty
2. hook up
3.afternoon delight
4.boinking
5.humping
6.screwing
7.joining the mile high club
8.having intercourse ( for those scientifically inclined!)
9. knicker dance
10. in and out time
11.joining the moaners
12. fooling around
13.having carnal knowledge
t
Go ladies, go!
My ex was SO not normal sheesh.
I see your additional 13 and Raise you 13 more.
A bit of the old in & out
Backseat mambo
Bury the bone
Carnal gymnastics
Drive home
Enjoy a flesh session
Get your jollies
Hanky panky
Jump someone's bones
Make it
Nail
Snake in the grass
Ride the pink pony
giggle
~ blondie
rodeo hug
pound mound
getting my freak on
rock and roll - yes, was originally a euphemism
ride the baloney pony
hitting the slip n slide
slide it in
split the uprights (you didn't have this?!?)
shake your tree
gettin bizzay
dance on my pole
flood the love canal
rocket ride
shake your tree.. my fav of all! lol
I got no more... bunch os whackos we are..
t
one would think that people were getting a lot more sex than they actually are based on this extensive list, eh?
giggle
gads... aaaaahhhhhh
MOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNIIIIINNNGGGG
where's the cool shower...
ack! don't stop,,, aaaahhhhh
you know who... she who got none.
put some lipstick on the dipstick
nuzzle the curlies
put some lipstick on the dipstick
LMAO!
I have NEVER heard that one.
Cute.
For one of my birthdays my bro sent me a vinyl cling type sticker that was shaped like lips and around the outside it read
"I love lipstick on my dipstick"
That sticker disappeared. I wonder if the ex tossed it or the boy stole it LOL
I guess you will have to ask him.
He's online but I am time challenged and so that pretty much means nothing to me other than I can see him online. {something about how I have to add time and then click my heels three times while chewing gum to figure out the difference}
Plus, no way am I asking him. Thats ALL you.
giggle
He got off shift about 2.5 hours ago. He decided it was better to stay up all night and sleep during the day because hanging out and having fun (in Afghanistan?) would make it too difficult to go to work. Better to get up, shave and go.
He would answer you before me if he was the one who took it LOL
I will send him an email.
Just heard back from the warrior. We have come to the conclusion that the most likely fate of the sticker is that the ex followed through on her threat to toss it so it wouldn't end up on the goldwing.
There is a slim chance that it was hidden really well from the kids.
We are placing our bets on option A.
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