Thursday, May 31

13 From the Darkside.

Thirteen Online Dating Observations.
  1. Use a current photo {not one from 5 years and 30 lbs ago}
  2. Don't use a photo with someone of the opposite sex in it with you. You are trying to get a date not prove that you have already been on one.
  3. Don't mislead your potential dates with erroneous information.
  4. If you want to date, date. If you want to play games, go to the arcade.
  5. Ping,wink,wave,kick. Whatever the procedure is. Just make contact if someone catches your eye.
  6. Don't set your standards so high that a potential date will need a ladder just to see those standards, let alone meet them.
  7. Don't make getting to know you a chore.
  8. Dating while married or currently involved is bullshit. Don't do it.
  9. If it doesn't feel right, it probably isn't.
  10. Leave sex out of it. If that's all you are looking for get your friends to pimp you out.
  11. Never feel badly for not feeling a connection. Not everyone is right for you.
  12. Don't compromise your core values.
  13. Have fun. If you are not having fun back away for a while.


{yeah, I know. WTF is blondie doing giving out dating advice. As IF she has a clue.}

3 comments:

Rudy said...

1. Hey! it was 4 years and 20 lbs. and it wasn't my main pic. Oh wait, maybe this isn't me.

2. those photos are not online ;-) ;-) you are safe

3. check

4. or use the 'puter or console

5. as IF they answer back :-P

6. pulse, breathing, ambulatory - pretty minimum requirements

7. I am easy - wait that doesn't sound right

8. no probs here

9. "if it doesn't come naturally leave it" dating himself by knowing the lyrics to an old Al Stewart song.

10. I refuse to leave it totally out of it sheesh woman. Life is a contact sport, I wanna be tackled.

11. Good point to remember

12. absolutely

13. Fun? not panic and stress?

Anonymous said...

yeah!!!!! AS IF.... not likely, not interested, don't even want to THINK about goin there!
t

Anonymous said...

AMEN to the 13!

{}