Monday, May 14

Thats Dirty!

Things that sound dirty but in the office, aren’t.

  • I need to whip it out by 5.
  • Mind if I use your laptop?
  • Just stick it in my box.
  • If I have to lick one more, I’ll gag!
  • I want it on my desk, NOW!
  • HMMMMM, I think it’s out of fluid!
  • My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
  • It’s an entry level position.
  • When do you think you’ll be getting off today?
  • It’s not fair. I do all the work while he just sits there!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

yep... heard them all one time or another! won't be hearing them the same way any longer though! LOL!!

t

Anonymous said...

Glad I wasn't at the office when I read this!

T.I.M.

Calories and Coffee said...

Love it!

Rudy said...

Heard recently in my office

It's {hubby}'s equipment but he only lets me handle it at noon.

We can drag anything into the gutter.

Anonymous said...

won't be hearing them the same way any longer though!

Glad to help you out with that.
giggle

Glad I wasn't at the office when I read this!

Better luck next time.
giggle

Aleks,They are pretty funny, eh?

We can drag anything into the gutter.

Can't everyone??? Well, at least the fun kids, anyways?
giggle

~ blondie