13 From the Darkside.

Thirteen Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work.

1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces complaints about low pay.
3. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
4. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
5. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
6. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
7. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at bar.
8. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
9. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
10. It leads to more honest communications.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
13. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.