13 from the Darkside

Thirteen Crazy Sex Laws.

1. In Ventura County, California cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.
2. In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.
3. An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer!
4. Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.
5. An excerpt from brilliant Kentucky state legislation. "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club".
6. In Helena, Montana,law mandates that a woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.
7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
8. Police officers in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.
9. A law in Fairbanks, Alaska does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.
10. No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.
11. In Ames, Iowa, a man isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife or holding her in his arms.
12. Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown-if they're nude.
13. In Arizona it is illegal to take naked photographs before noon on Sunday.