But think about the statement. How versatile it is.
Say one would find a need to have contact with an obnoxious X-spouse: "I have to spend time with X but I would be better off setting myself on fire and running through a meth lab."
or perhaps getting audited {in light of the whole tax thing yesterday}: "I am getting audited. Better that I set myself on fire and run through a meth lab."
I am totally keeping this little phrase handy. Its just too good to not use. Kinda like the word "spramped."
You know - "Spramped if I do, spramped if I don't!" Story of my life, but that's a whole other story.
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that would hurt...
not good.
Hurt? probably. Useful? absolutely!
But think about the statement. How versatile it is.
Say one would find a need to have contact with an obnoxious X-spouse:
"I have to spend time with X but I would be better off setting myself on fire and running through a meth lab."
or perhaps getting audited {in light of the whole tax thing yesterday}:
"I am getting audited. Better that I set myself on fire and run through a meth lab."
I am totally keeping this little phrase handy. Its just too good to not use. Kinda like the word "spramped."
You know - "Spramped if I do, spramped if I don't!" Story of my life, but that's a whole other story.
~ blondie
Ah yes. Sort of the way I feel at times.
And believe me, I have heard there are plenty of Meth labs around my area.
T.I.M.
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