Sunday, April 22

Deja What?

  • Deja boo: The feeling that I've been frightened like this before.
  • Deja coup: The feeling my government has been overthrown like this before.
  • Deja clue: The feeling that colonel mustard has done it in the billiard room with the lead pipe before.
  • Deja do: The feeling my hairdresser has given me this cut before.
  • Deja eau: the feeling I've smelled this perfume before.
  • Deja fu: The feeling I've been kicked in the head like this before.
  • Deja who: The feeling I've known who was on first before.
  • Deja jew: The feeling I've wandered in the desert like this before.
  • Deja knew: The feeling that I remembered this information before (before the test, that was).
  • Deja loo: The feeling I've been to this bathroom before.
  • Deja moo: The feeling I've drank this milk before.
  • Deja mu: The feeling I've calculated the mean of this population before.
  • Deja new: The feeling I haven't experienced this before. (AKA, "Vuja De" - Nothing like this HAS EVER happened to me before.)
  • Deja ooh: The feeling I've exclaimed at these fireworks before.
  • Deja poo: The feeling I've stepped in this before.
  • Deja Q. The feeling I've encountered this entity before.
  • Deja rue: The feeling I've regretted this day before.
  • Deja stew: The feeling that this is made from the pot roast served the week before.
  • Deja too: The feeling that I've experienced this before, also.
  • Deja two: The feeling that I've experienced this before, twice.
  • Deja you: The feeling that YOU have experienced this before.
  • Deja zoo: The feeling that the monkey has done this in public before.
  • DUH-ja-vu : The feeling that the answer was so obvious, that you *surely* should have known it before. DUH!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

New Zoo Deja Vu Review - Turning to some local TV channel and seeing a white guy dressed in bell bottoms with a fro and a mustache and a brunette woman with long straight hair and a gingham dress who apparently live in a house together yet are not married and talk with a giant frog, a giant owl and a giant southern-bell hippo... [i.e., The New Zoo Review]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHGHGHGHHGH!!!!! Bad Children's TV flashbacks!!!!!!

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