Thirteen Signs That, Sadly, You've Grown Up.
- You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
- 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
- You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
- You watch the Weather Channel.
- Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
- Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
- Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
- You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
- A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff".
- You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
- You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
- Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
- You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass.
10 comments:
Yup,
That about sums it up.
T.I.M.
I heard the muzak version of "Locomotive Breath" by Jethro Tull years ago - ugh! Thanks alot for brungung that image back up!!!!
LOL
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And what is a $4 bottle of wine?
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"And what is a $4 bottle of wine?"
Isn't that the White Zin???
giggle
~ b
I quit looking desperately about halfway through the list...and just resigned myself that the list described me to a t.
annie
oh whew,... I can still kill a good houseplant.. one on 13! ( and a lame one that!)
T
I suppose it could be said that a $4 bottle of wine is better than wine in a box (or is that a "cask"?)
T.I.M.
cask+ pre-bottle and even Pre box...
but indeed box is probably a little less good?( oy grammar) than the $4 bottle...
T
LMAO!
Wine-in-a-box.
We call those Adult Juice Boxes.
I do not partake of the kidlet juice boxes nor will I partake of the Adult version.
ICK!
A Poem
Could I?
Would I?
From a Box?
I Could Not.
Would Not.
From A Box.
I do not like my wine that way.
I will not drink THAT any day!
~ blondie
but what to do.... even the good stuff is coming in tetra packs these days.... from France and Italy even....
though I agree LOL
t
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