The Dark Side Of Blonde: 13 From the Dark Side

Thursday, March 8

13 From the Dark Side

Thirteen things you should know "PMS" stands for.

Pass My Shotgun
Psychotic Mood Shift
Perpetual Munching Spree
Puffy Mid-Section
People Make me Sick
Provide Me with Sweets
Pardon My Sobbing
Pimples May Surface
Pass My Sweatpants
Pissy Mood Syndrome
Plainly; Men Suck
Pack My Stuff
Potential Murder Suspect

~ frightened, much?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...: Frightened? nah - you've heard about my ex, right? PMS (whatEVER it stands for - Preventing Mate's Sex?) lasted at least 3 weeks each month....

Go figure.

T.I.M.; March 8, 2007 at 10:29 AM
Anonymous said...: no 2 work for me...
Hey TIM-ster... I am on the other side of THAT particular fence... OY!
needin' *something"

hey blondie... you misssed...
passion.... maybe someday! (-;

t (yes... I really do buy a new lipstick well... maybe every six weeks... gotta match the clothes... ya know.) ;-); March 8, 2007 at 11:19 AM
Anonymous said...: I worked on a Real Estate application at my company that was originally called "Property Management System"... The all-female team asked could we change the name... so it became "Property Management Insurance", though it was still a whole system :)

{}; March 8, 2007 at 7:40 PM

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The person whose calls
you always take?
That's the relationship you're in.
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"I am now.
10 minutes ago.
10 minutes from now."
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No woman wakes up saying
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The pure and also the impure;
Impure--by union with desire;
Pure--from desire completely free.
- Maitri Upanishad
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Never let yourself get used to missing someone.
It makes you numb.
It kills your soul.
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Sometime you just have to hold your head up high,
blink away the tears
and say good-bye.
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Your actions speak so loudly,
I can't hear a word you're saying.